Mustache March

The sun was shining and the songbirds were singing this beautiful Sunday morning. The girls were trading in their peacoats for bikinis and the boys were dusting off their board shorts in the 80 degree Los Angeles weather. For this Sunday marked the first day of March. The Month of March signifies the changing of the seasons and more importantly marks the closing of the grueling winter quarter. There are many things for students to look forward to in March: Spring Break, March Madness ("the Second Christmas", as some of my friends commonly refer to it), and most importantly, Mustache March!

Over the last few years, this phenomena has taken over College campuses across America by storm. My first memories of Mustache March were during the 2006 NCAA Basketball Tournament. I give one man most (if not all) of the credit for making 'Mustache March' what it is today.
Fellow Extra Horny Gentleman, Adam Morrison (pictured on the left) is an individual whose accomplishments have gone unnoticed after his humiliating antics during the 2006 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Breaking down into tears after a brutal defeat by UCLA).
Mr. Morrison does not get the recognition he deserves for pioneering one of the greatest college movements in all of history.









In Commemoration of Mustache March, I have posted a montage from one of our very own members. Mr. Jaypee Hayes.